Desperate Lindsay now "falls in love" with women

I seriously have no idea how far this is true as I'm merely commenting this based on some gossip news I've read. Troubled star, Lindsay Lohan's market value seem to have taken a huge dive these days as the actress-singer now reportedly turning to women for a relationship.

She's almost on the verge of being declared a "white trash" by most people now. And to think she used to be such a promising star! All she's doing now to stay in the limelight is to desperately grab cheap headlines one after another with the most recent one reporting her to be a bisexual.

She's seen here with DJ Samantha Ronson, and they're now supposedly an item. They were reportly seen "kissing each other and nuzzling closely". She's so lost, she doesn't even know what she's portraying herself to the public now.

Get a life, Lindsay!

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Beauty with brains, Natalie Portman

I like Natalie Portman.

I mean, just look at her. She's beautiful. She can carry off some chunky white something dress which would have looked absolutely hideous on anyone else, with such poise and ease. She just looks stunning in her Givenchy during the 61st annual Cannes Film Festival.

Natalie's not just another one of those bimbotic beauties who knows only how to strut their body to the left, to the right, forward backward, tilt it to expose their boobies and all. This girl has got style. And brains! Harvard University. What more can I say?

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Kung Fu Panda premieres in Cannes

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just recently attended the "Kung Fu Panda" premiere at the Palais des Festivals during the 61st Cannes International Film Festival. Don't they look every bit like a glamourous Hollywood power couple? Haha. Angie, who's pregnant with twins is seen here with a beautiful goddess-like green flowing dress. She's looking great! Yes, even with minimal make-up here. Absolutely stunning...

And I figure I just gotta post this picture here with Jack Black portraying his super huge tummy that seems even larger than Angie's! Oh man... And just look at the Kung Fu Panda mascot there. Haha. It's soooooo cute!! C'mon panda, come home to momma.... Hahaha.

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Angelina Jolie expecting twins!

Brangelina are expecting twins this time around! Angelina Jolie's seen here carrying baby Shiloh and daughter Zahara when out shopping in Monaco. Wow, how is this lady going to manage?? There's just so many kids!! And now there's going to be baby number 5 and baby number 6 on the way...! The football team idea is coming up well eh... Just a few more, Angie! Hahah.

Orlando Bloom rides away into the sunset

Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings star, Orlando Bloom is seen here in full riding gear, all set to ride away into the sunset. Can I come along? I promise, I'll just sit quietly and the back and try to stop myself from looking at you. Hahahahah....

Oh, and look at this photo down here.



Now, let me see... there's Orlando and the Tomkat couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Just look at Miss Katie Holmes again. I mean, seriously, when I was looking at this picture, I couldn't help not noticing that the former miss pretty and gorgeous is once again all wrapped up like she's got something to hide underneath the red unflattering dress.

And what's with Tom Cruise and that look? Help. I bet Orlando must be screaming, "Get me outta there! Quick!" Hahahhh.

Katie Holmes taking on the grandma look

There was one time when one-half of the TomKat couple, Katie Holmes actually looked beautiful and glamourous. But now? All I can see is something grandma all wrapped up in a thick grey trenchcoat with a dull beige coloured turtleneck. What is wrong with her??

Even little Suri Cruise looks more chirpy with the cute little red dress. And Katie, lose those ugly grandma glasses, will ya? You look absolutely horrible with it. For a moment, I thought this was a picture taken in the 60s or 70s because of Katie's ugly dress code. Ugh.

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Uma Thurman looks like a man!

At first glance, Uma Thurman could've easily been mistaken as a man! I'm serious! Hahahaha. 'Cos that's what I saw initially - a tall man in a heavy beige coat! Urgh. What a turn off! In fact, she looked a little like Keanu Reeves in a blonde wig.

Her tall built makes her vulnerable to looking like she's too masculine at times. But there are also those moments when she'll wow you with a glamourous red carpet entrance! Call this versatility? I don't think so.